Man claiming to have ‘world’s largest penis’ sick of being asked to whip it out

A New York man who claims to possess the world’s largest penis — and who alleges he’s slept with multiple A-list celebrities — says he’s sick of showing people his jumbo Johnson.


Jonah Falcon, the phallically gifted fellow, dropped the bombshell while discussing how his life-changing appendage affected his life on ITV’s “This Morning,” the Sun reported.


“For some reason, having 13-plus inches means I’m a bad person, or I’m egotistic, or I’m a porn star, or I’m dumb, or I’m a slut,” the 51-year-old said of flaunting his massive phallus, which measures a world record 13.5 inches when erect — the size of an Academy Award trophy.


In fact, the Brooklyn-born actor said “I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times — enough already!”


Nonetheless, Falcon humored presenters by showing them a photo of his titanic tallywacker so they wouldn’t “have to do all that imagining.”


Schofield responded by exclaiming, “Hellfire. Congratulations.”


Falcon has been enjoying fame and sex-cess since he was named the owner of the world’s largest penis in a 1999 documentary, the Huffington Post reported. Unfortunately, the record isn’t official as Guinness doesn’t verify such phallic feats.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

ANOTHER WOMAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA HAVING SEX IN THE BUSH WITH A MARRIED MAN!

Image
Masvingo – The notorious Masvingo Photographer is not giving up on his project of exposing couples who like romping in the bush. This time he shocked this woman who temporarily became paralysed when she discovered that their “moment of passion” was being carefully recorded. According to the cameraman, she looked dumbfounded as she squatted legs asunder the “bedroom cooking stick” of a married man who is believed to be a cleaner in the city. The two were busted last Sunday afternoon sexercising bedroom gymnastics in this thicket near Masvingo water tanks close to Wimpy Inn. Because it was raining and muddy, the two could not lie on the ground,so the man made a makeshift mat from tree branches and leaves. He sat on the branches with his trousers dropped to almost knee level and the woman then sat astride him and the fun began, everything in the eye of the cameraman. For a considerable moment they grabbed each other tightly groaning with pleasure of love making while the photographer fil...
Read more

Skeleton of Four Breasted Woman Discovered

Image
Byram, NJ. Recent renovations of a section of  Route 80 westbound have uncovered the remains of what archeologists believe to be the first solid evidence of the legendary “four breasted woman” spoken of in Lenni Lenape folklore. Dr. Kevin Spitzkiel, adjunct professor of archeology at the nearby Centenary College stated “This is the breakthrough we’ve been looking for all these years. Ever since I was a boy growing up in Warren County I heard tales of a clan of four breasted women.  Even the men had four nipples.” Road crews were digging up part of the highway when they found several human bones.  They called local State Troopers immediately.  Once the Troopers recognized this was not a fresh crime scene, they called for Dr Spitzkiel.  He is known in the area as the “Skeleton Guy” His interest in the human skeleton is massive. He can  often be seen driving around town with a lifesize skeleton replica in the passenger seat of his car. “The interesting part o...
Read more

Python swallows woman at plantation in Indonesia

Image
A woman was found dead in the stomach of a 7-metre python at a rubber plantation where she worked in Indonesia, according to local reports. The woman, identified as Jahrah, 54, went to work on the plantation in Jambi province, on the island of Sumatra, on Sunday morning and her husband reported her missing when she did not return home that evening. Searching for her on Sunday night, her husband discovered her sandals, headscarf, jacket and the tools she used at work, and called for others to help, police told local media. The following morning, a python was spotted nearby. When the security team and residents conducted a search around the rubber plantation, then we found a python 7 metres long. It is this snake that is suspected of preying on the victim. After we caught him, we found the victim’s body in the snake’s stomach,” the local police chief, AKP S Harefa, told the Detik news site. Pythons, which kill through constriction, typically eat smaller animals, swallowing their food wh...
Read more